I'm 44 years old and single these days, and back in Studio City, just five minutes from where I lived with Jani. We hung out for months before we finally kissed. If a regular person were to behave this way, the person on the other end of the line would likely be creeped out to the point of contemplating charges of sexual harassment against the onanist loudly discussing, and then demonstrating, his masturbatory endeavors. He was a heroin addict, and I had a daughter to think about. Do you feel guilty about that? I'd graduated to meth to try to keep my weight down.
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But that night, my doppelganger was on a mission. I squandered meetings with Robert De Niro, Steven Spielberg and Jive Records because I was too high to take them seriously or because I was too busy focusing on a boyfriend or husband. She tells The Post her story of her days as a '90s video vixen: She even married Jani Lane, lead singer of Warrant but the union unraveled quickly. After that, he put on a condom while I went down on him and then we had sex.